May 2013
50 posts
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Technology
My dilemma: my MBP charger crapped out on me after a good 2.5 years. Since I’m in Europe for 2 months in June, and the warranty on the accessories are only 12 months, I thought, why get the charger now and not be able to take advantage of 2 months of my warranty? I’ll use my PC for the next 23 days, & I’ll be fine.
I couldn’t live without my MacBook Pro for two and a...
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Yikes. Read that all wrong.
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Back to Black
The past 24 hours were shit:
Started my day late, which makes me feel incredibly unproductive. Then before I was able to even start thinking about breakfast, I get a call from my aunt, who’s crying - it’s a bit alarming hearing someone you grew up with in slight hysterics (she was a 14-year old when I was born, so we’re close).
7 months pregnant, and her vehicle just got...
Apologies!
Music ‘n’ Morsels has been quiet as of late … apologies! We are currently fixing up some “Morsel” posts, and it’s been quite busy in the last week. Both of us are headed to Europe in less than a month! More to come … and more updates on how Music ‘n’… View Post
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Text-iquette
That moment when you realize you’re the one who keeps asking questions, who keeps having to find new and interesting topics. It might also be the same moment when you look back at your past conversations, and realize their answers changed from paragraphs to five-word-max sentences ending in “lol” or “haha”.
You get yourself in this seemingly infinite pit of...
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Silent Rejection.
llxaleilanii:
You know what’s fucked up?
How someone can just decide to stop talking to you all of a sudden.
How someone can just stop replying to your text messages & phone calls when ya’ll talked not too long ago.
How someone can just have time to talk to other people but not you, anymore.
How someone can start ”talking” to someone else when you’re thinking ”We’re gonna be official,...
“We looked at each other with a mix of tenderness and befuddlement, moist-eyed....”
– Mikhail Iossel reflects on his experience meeting an old friend far away from home (via josemoran28)
