What an excellent tool the internet is for freaks.
— Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest
The fuck. “The Hunger Games” has made me into some little literary bitch. I have such an insane love for, no, wait, not Katniss Everdeen, but Peeta Mellark. The dude is fucking selfless, he is noted in the books to be handsome, and he does everything in his power to protect Kat-piss, and she dicks it all away by flirting around with some dude who can only see in black and white. Peeta … my straight-man-gay-crush-literary fantasy. I can’t believe I just typed that shit out. ”The Hunger Games” … just … so good.